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for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) [Apr. 21st, 2008|01:10 am]
chaos is tasty... AND USEFUL TOO
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying til you run out of cake
and the Science gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive
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my god and the tutors have to grade ALL of these [Mar. 28th, 2008|06:27 pm]
chaos is tasty... AND USEFUL TOO
one of my assignments over spring break: a paper swap in my lab tutorial. each of us took home someone else's Lavoisier paper to read for comments. this has been a most dispiriting endeavour. i shouldn't have expected much at all from a paper due immediately before break, of course, but my assigned paper sucked even harder than i'd expected it to suck, particularly since it did not come from one of the stupider members of the class.

my own paper wasn't great -- not up to my standards at all, really, but i had to turn in something. this, though. it's pitiful. and yet i know that, as lab papers go, it's mediocre at worst, and decent at best, speaking relatively.

and this is where SJC fails. i'm really not getting anything i couldn't get by spending four years in a library, except lots of debt and a good bit of aggravation and maybe a few contacts if i decide to go to grad school. this Community of Learning talk is fucking bullshit. and yet i need a degree from somewhere, and i haven't got any other place to go, and so i don't know what to do. and i'm pissed as hell that my fellow students are ruining this for me.
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(no subject) [Mar. 27th, 2008|08:08 pm]
chaos is tasty... AND USEFUL TOO
but i don't WANT another EEG. and jeez, if you'd WANTED me to get an EEG, maybe you could've TOLD me before scheduling me one. and then having me miss the appointment because, you know, I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED ANOTHER EEG. and if it had been mentioned EARLIER maybe i could have scheduled it during my spring break, since, you know, the preparation for it is designed to actively fuck up my brainwaves, and now i'll have to engage in the active upfucking of my brain during the school week. which is a problem, because i came in for a checkup in the first place because having a seizure in the middle of greek class is not really an acceptable thing.

oh well. at least it isn't an ambulatory one. that'd suck. although it would probably gain me some sympathy points.
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i can has home furnishings nao [Mar. 24th, 2008|12:16 pm]
chaos is tasty... AND USEFUL TOO
so, four bookshelves later, THERE ARE STILL BOOKS. EVERYWHERE.

and we just bought more. BECAUSE WE ARE DUMB.

however, the wall mount for the monitor came today, which means that the monitor will not be living on the coffee table, which means that more books can go on the coffee table. which means, maybe, someday, that it will be possible to see the floor in the living room. although we have exceptionally ugly carpeting, so i'm not really sure that's an improvement. also, all the gaming shit lives on the coffee table, so unless we somehow stop being nerds, we will still lack space on the coffee table.


i feel like i should start blogging again. i can't figure out which of my eight billion defunct LJs to resurrect, though. or whether just to use the blogger account. nate infests the blogger account sometimes, though. it's icky.

jeez. how did i get this many blogs? there's cyfeiliorn, funwithfugu, this one, the pristine latedaybeckons... probably others i can't remember (or remember the passwords for), the old fortunecity account that i really hope is lost to internet history, the first (and now defunct) blogger account, the YEARS OF BLOGS which got eaten in the Great Ex-Boyfriend's Hard Drive Crash Of 2005, and the present blogger account. i have reasons for switching them, it's true. some were... compromised. others just got tiresome. but i wish i could pick one and just keep with it.
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bunnies: not just cute like everyone supposes... [Sep. 2nd, 2007|09:18 am]
chaos is tasty... AND USEFUL TOO
...because they've got PLAGUE! AAAAAAAAAH! RUN!

that's just a taste of the wisdom i received from my orientation group's alloted senior. other important notes: burning down the campus is bad. stealing from the homeless is bad. dealing crack on campus is bad (though dealing weed to townies is worse). corecest is worse than ALL OF THESE THINGS and if you sleep with a member of your core group YOUR LIFE WILL SUCK FOREVER.

there are a few older freshman in it with me, though i am the only one living off-campus. i'm starting to wish i did live on campus, since even the other married freshman -- with a kid! -- lives on campus. since i couldn't have my cats, though, and since i can't really break my lease, off-campus it is. it does make socialising difficult, but i guess i'll figure it out. it makes morning classes extra-special-fun difficult, too.

my seminar is held in the fucking Room Of Requirement, though. none of us would have discovered it on our own, and it isn't nearly big enough. i find myself hoping that at least a few people flake and leave, just so we all have a place at the table. i haven't figured out who's in my core group yet, but at least i'm not likely to sleep with them by mistake.

i appear to have Long Lab twice a week. this seems wrong.
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actual legitimate OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGage [Aug. 21st, 2007|12:35 am]
chaos is tasty... AND USEFUL TOO
pending financial aid's agreement, i start college in, um, A WEEK


....shit i haven't read the iliad i thought i had like six more months

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i kid because i... well... [Aug. 16th, 2007|02:49 am]
chaos is tasty... AND USEFUL TOO
actually, i just kid.
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(no subject) [Nov. 21st, 2006|11:09 pm]
chaos is tasty... AND USEFUL TOO
oh hey, i have a livejournal. i'd forgotten.

[edit: and i went through it. and i unlocked all the locked stuff. i don't even remember writing several of them, honestly. did i write them indeed? was i that person? if yes, where did i go, and why? if no... well. if no, how did they get there?]
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shlong! [Jan. 3rd, 2006|05:35 pm]
chaos is tasty... AND USEFUL TOO
so i rang in the new year by resuscitating an unconscious self-proclaimed 'ice princess' who had drunk himself perilously close to the point of alcohol poisoning. when he regained some semblance of awareness, he was rather disappointed to discover the lap in which he was lying did *not*, in point of fact, belong to a hot and muscular dude named alfred, but to some random person he had no recollection of meeting - and that person a girl, no less.
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we'll live under the sea - like the swedish! [Mar. 5th, 2005|09:40 pm]
chaos is tasty... AND USEFUL TOO
R has cast me in his next abjectly pointless film. i am all full of excited - although since he hasn't even finished the script yet and we already have 'creative differences' things should be interesting. honestly it would probably be more amusing if he just left the camera running and we yelled at eachother for an hour and a half.

...knowing R, that is probably precisely what he'll wind up doing. cinema null, motherfuckers.

at least he promised to buy me some candy. i'm holding out for a milkshake, though. and if he comes at me with another fucking plastic egg to shove up my shirt while freezing my ass off in the middle of a deserted baseball field, it's gonna be TWO milkshakes.

in other news, i infiltrated the naval academy today and abused innocent half-nude young boys from idaho. (while there i also learned apparently that traipisng across their campus in a bikini is Frowned Upon.)
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